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Thursday, November 26, 2009

The Formula to Pop Crap Rap ...

I’m tired of the gimmick filled phony people in rap music today. So I took to video to talk about how easy it is to create one.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

KRS-One & Buckshot - Survival Skills (Official Video)

Check out the new video by none other than two hip hop legends KRS-One and Buckshot...

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How Twilight Works via The Oatmeal

I got this link forwarded to me and felt the need, the extreme need to share this. I couldn't stop laughing after every few sentences. Hilarious and priceless. Might offend some people but those that may be offended may be too sensitive to handle this kind of humor. I swear, I almost thought I wrote this under some subliminal split personality persona. Haha. Check it out...

(This was written and illustrated by The Oatmeal)

A few weeks ago I had the miserable experience of reading Twilight. A friend bought it for me and I took it with me to read on a long flight from Seattle to Houston. I knew it was going to be crappy, but I thought it would be a guilty pleasure kind of crappy - where you know it's bad but you still get enjoyment out of it. I actually managed to power through around 400 pages until I gave up and started reading Sky Mall. I've been seeing Twilight everywhere lately, especially with Vampire Teens II New Moon's release, so I thought I'd break down why chicks go apeshit for it.

First off, the author creates a main character which is an empty shell. Her appearance isn't described in detail; that way, any female can slip into it and easily fantasize about being this person. I read 400 pages of that book and barely had any idea of what the main character looked like; as far as I was concerned she was a giant Lego brick. Appearance aside, her personality is portrayed as insecure, fumbling, and awkward - a combination anyone who ever went through puberty can relate to. By creating this "empty shell," the character becomes less of a person and more of something a female reader can put on and wear. Because I forgot her name (I think it was Barbara or Brando or something like that), I'm going to refer to her as "Pants" from here on out.

So after a few chapters of listening to Pants whine about high school, sucking at volleyball, and being the center of attention, the second major character is introduced. Imagine everything women want in a man, then exaggerate it by ten thousand - and you've got Edward Cullen. The level of detail that the author goes into while describing Edward's appearance is remarkable. At one point while reading I started counting the number of times the author used the expression "Edward's perfect face," and it was far into the double digits. The author excruciatingly details his muscular pecs, clothing, hair, eye color - even his goddamn breath (I'm not joking).

Edward intensely listens to everything Pants has to say, even if she's bitching about she had diarrhea on Christmas or her preferred method for cutting a sandwich in half. As far as the reader is concerned, Edward cares about nothing in the world more than Pants. What the author has done is created a perfect male figure - a pale Greek statue which the reader can worship and in turn be worshipped by.

So what about men that like Twilight?
If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.

And the movie?
The movie is just the same uninspired crap shat out onto a film reel. If you like the taste of horse manure on your bologna sandwiches, you're probably gonna like it on your birthday cake as well. The same principle applies with Twilight.

Beyond that, it's just a romance novel with the occasional vampire teen drama bullshit peppered here and there. It doesn't really break any new ground in the realm of vampire fiction, other than portraying vampires as a family of uncomfortable retards who prance around the woods eating deer and bunny rabbits. There's lots of nervous lip-biting, tender kisses between Pants and Edward, and lengthy descriptions of every feature of Edward's body. Pants is a static character who never really progresses beyond being an insecure vampire fangirl who obsesses over Edward. Whether her character grows beyond that is unknown to me, I'd stopped reading by then and shifted my attention to an electric butt-massaging chair in Sky Mall.

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Download ... Epiphany "RESPECT Pt. 1 (Epiphany)"

"Epiphany's DJBooth and WeAllScheme sponsored RESPECT mini-mixtape series has finally arrived. If you've never given Piph a listen before, listen to part 1 of the RESPECT series fittingly titled Epiphany and you'll instantly hear the flow that demands RESPECT. The 4 part series continues with the RESPECT of Womens, Life, and Natch (Epiphany's producer) to be released in the upcoming weeks."

"From Here"

Epiphany - RESPECT Pt. 1 (Epiphany)

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Monday, November 23, 2009

#MusicMonday Ray Charles "(Night Time Is) The Right Time"

This is a classic episode of The Cosby Show and a classic Ray Charles track. "(Night Time Is) The Right Time" is my joint and I figured why not throw it out there on this Music Monday! Happy Monday and enjoy!

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"You've Lost That Beefing Feeling" @jsmooth995 on Beans & Jay

The homie Jay Smooth provides commentary on the beef between Beanie Sigel and Jay-Z and oh yeah, 50. I always dig his videos. Enjoy!

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#MusicMonday : Marques Houston - Mr. Houston

Marques Houston's Mr. Houston is his fourth solo album and like the others, this one always has a lot of good tracks. Pretty good R&B artist, check out some of his songs from the album....

"Body"

"Case Of You"

"Letter"

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What I'm Watching ... Prophetic "Big Dreamer"

Dope video and track from the homie Prophetic! He's definitely doing his thing!

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

What I'm Watching...Robin Thicke - Sex Therapy

Do you have an issue with sex? I think Robin Thicke might be able to help. Check it out.......

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Download ... @DanjahOne & Lord Gang Present: "DoItAll" Du Kelly "Done Deal"

Dope! Go ahead and download DanjahOne & Lord Gang Present: "DoItAll" Du Kelly "Done Deal". Enjoy!

DanjahOne & Lord Gang Present: "DoItAll" Du Kelly "Done Deal" [Download]

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When She Speaks, You Listen: Tha Lady Blogga "24 Black Bauer Season 1"

I have come to familiarize myself with The Umbrella Music Group (UMG). UMG consists of some of Milwaukee’s finest rap artists. They are Royal Fam (Prophetic and fellow rappers Ka$h and Yo-Dot), Misen Lync (Toine Jay, TKS and Maal Himself), producer Adlib, Tay Butler and former Black Elephant rapper Dameon Ellzey. In an industry where beating the competition is how people get ahead, these fellas decided to come together to make it happen. And they have done so successfully. Not only do they bless the stage with top notch performances, they do their own promotions as well. And I don’t mean promoting their own music, they promote each other. Collaborative efforts are a rarity in the industry but the guys are working it and workin’ it well. There is one member of UMG, Tay Butler, who is currently on tour in Iraq. His album “Tay’s Anatomy” can be purchased on iTunes now. Even though he is not here, UMG is still promoting his album as we speak. I wish him a speedy and safe return home and I look for ward to hear ing what else he has to offer.

Checking my inbox for new music is usu ally a daunting task. It is a rare occasion when I come across music that catches my ear, at first listen. That is exactly what happened when I came in con tact with “24 Black Bauer Season: 1”.

Listening to Ka$h, @ktarantino , on 24 Black Bauer Season 1, I quickly came to realize that he is definitely one to watch. He brings lyrics and a sound that the game is miss ing right about now. On the track “Strength In Numbers”, his lyrical flow is crazy. I rarely nod my head at first listen to a track. I was jamming and head nodding by the mid dle of the first verse. The lyrics are real and have depth. They parallel life and what it really is, not what some “rappers” make it out to be. He reminds me a lit tle of Prodigy. Not so much in how his voice sounds but in his deliv ery. He incorporates cleverness into his lyrics and the flow is smooth, not choppy. In an industry that is catering to hip-slop, Ka$h definitely has what it takes to be amongst those artists who can bring the game back to what it once was. “Real Life” feat. Roni and Prophetic, is another favorite. Even with more than one artist on deck and differ ent flow styles, they still man aged to deliver a tough track.

Once again I found good, new music to share. I feel like I am doing my readers a service because good music nowadays is hard to find. Black Bauer 24 has found its way into my own per sonal col lec tion of music rota tion in my Blackberry. My iPod and I had a falling out so my Blackberry is currently my music player of choice. I strongly recommend this mixtape be downloaded for your listening pleasure . DOWNLOAD HERE You will not be disappointed.

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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Epiphany's RESPECT mini-mixtape series has begun

"Epiphany's RESPECT mini-mixtape series has begun! Each mini-mixtapes will have 7-10 tracks - the four series include the RESPECT of Epiphany, Womens, Life, and Natch (he's a producer)."