TELL 'EM WHY YOU MAD: What the F is an Anti-Shoe?

Pause from music to bring you this nonsense...

A friend sent me this link to MBT-the anti-shoe earlier today. Probably sent it over to me because I like to poke fun at things on the blog. The thing is, that these anti-kicks poke fun at themselves because they exist.

So, I reached out to O to share the link. He sees it and hits me back with "Should not be worn under the influence. Can result in injury and laughter among peers and strangers."

My question is this, what's an anti-shoe? Was it sent to earth to ruin shoes as we know it? If they are anti the shoe are they even a shoe or refer to themselves as such? O thought that the anti-shoe was a flip-flop. I tend to agree with that statement. I also thought if you were anti-shoe, you would just kick it barefoot or whatever. Guess I'm wrong.

According to the benefits, wearing them will improve your posture. I guess this could be a good then. Then there is the +9% buttock muscle activity (important if you're trying to get your Kim Kardashian on ladies). There is also the increased abdominal muscle activity (this must be the improved Kanye West workout plan). Just tell me that they would make me run faster and jump higher and then maybe I might be on board. Nah, who am I kidding, I still wouldn't be on board with these anti-shoes.

These joints might be comfortable, but I'll never try them on to find out however. I'm just not sure how I feel about wearing a seesaw on my feet as a teeter back and forth with each step. I thought that Vans had some ugly kicks or that Crocs were the worst thing ever invented, but this anti-shoe has it beat by far.

I suggest if you get a pair of these that you buy the Snuggie and one of those Loud n' Clear earpieces, then step outside and ShamWow your car.

What I'm Listening to Right Now... Party Crashers

Marco Polo & Torae unveil "Party Crashers", another track off the "Double Barrel" album, which will be in stores June 2. The title speaks for itself. If Marco Polo & Torae aren't on 'the list', you may want to think about adding them immediately.

Download Party Crashers

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PSA: Can't Co-Sign on the New Look Jay

Brief time out for this quick public service announcement...

Jay-Z has been setting trends since he first hit the scene. What Jay did, many people followed. In recent years Jay told heads that 30 was the new 20 ... we co-signed (at least those in their thirties did). He told cats to put the jerseys away and get some button ups... Heads thought that was cool too.

But the glasses Jay? Nah, can't come with you on that one Jay. Just not feeling the spectacles. They look like the glasses that heads got during basic training in the military, often referred to as "birth control" cause girls aren't messing with you with them on. But Jay is rocking them, so you already know heads think they cool glasses to have now. I know a lot of heads are jumping on this boat with the big black glasses look but I just can't rock with it.

Maybe that glasses look isn't worse than Jay's new haircut. Or should I say, lack of haircut. No shape up? Really? Bringing back that mini fro look? Jay, you about to make barber shops go broke if heads follow you on this new look. When actors grow out their hair or do something wild with their appearance, heads ask "is this for a new upcoming role." So I ask the same question, "Jay is this look for a new album"? Is Jay-Z pulling a Joaquin Phoenix deal with his appearance? Is this what retirement does?

Jay-Z is my man and I'm a huge fan of his music, but I just can't rock with him on this one. Can't do it.

GET THAT, GET THAT, GET THAT... New Music Tuesday

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Mental Liberation, the compilation album from Oddisee.

1. Hip Hop is Cool Again
2. Let the Music feat. LMNO
3. The Jungle feat. Hassaan Mackey & Bilal Salaam
4. Get Up feat. Declaime, Prince Po, YU & DJ Clear
5. Q & A feat. Kenn Starr
6. Rhymes Get Written feat. Silent Knight & XO
7. What’s Crazy feat. J-Live, Stik Figa
8. Cold for that One feat. Trek Life
9. Endure feat. Rapper Pooh, MED, Georgia Anne Muldrow
10. Don’t Sleep feat. Invincible & Finale
11. Drugs Ourside feat. Rapper Pooh & Black Milk
12. When Everything Changed

Mental Liberation Available on iTunes

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You can't go wrong with the soultry voice of Chrisette Michele and the new album Epiphany

1. Epiphany
2. Notebook
3. What You Do
4. Blame It On Me
5. All I Ever Think About
6. Playin' Our Song
7. Another One
8. On My Own
9. Fragile
10. Mr. Right
11. Porcelain Doll
12. I'm Okay

Epiphany Available on iTunes

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You should already have that Candy Apple Version and now you definitely need to grab the North American Pie Version.

1. North American Pie Intro
2. The Comeback
3. Its A Go featuring Torae
4. Nothing Less
5. C.O.D.
6. Move featuring Darien Brockington
7. Something Like Stars featuring Big Treal
8. Step Up
9. Reality Check
10. Problems featuring Jozeemo
11. Amo A Su Papi De La Barra (skit)
12. Roll Call
13. The Life featuring Mushinah
14. Rearview Mirror
15. Empanada Norte Americana Outro

North American Pie Version Available on Amazon

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General Steele, Welcome to Bucktown

1. Welcome
2. Bucktown Baby
3. Bucktown State of Mind
4. No Sleep 'Til Bucktown
5. I'm From Brooklyn
6. A Toast To Brooklyn
7. Find My Way
8. Made Me Do It
9. Dreams
10. Hometown
11. I Walk Around Town
12. Riot
13. Bucktown Affiliates
14. Things Are Getting Better

Welcome to Bucktown Available on iTunes

Check It... General Steele "NO SLEEP TILL BUCKTOWN"

Caught this track in the email today, "No Sleep Till Bucktown" (Click to Download). Straight off that General Steele of Smif N Wessun "Welcome To Bucktown" album, which is in stores tomorrow. This track features Louisville, Top Dog & Rock of Boot Camp Clik, along with Ruste Juxx, The Representativz & Young Coke. This is the type of joint that you need to throw the bass up on and will probably blow out your speakers. Make sure it's not playing while you on the dance floor with a girl. Somebody might get elbowed son.

NYC Album release party on Wednesday, May 6th at DROM (85 Avenue A between 5th and 6th street). Doors Open at 6pm with free admission until 10pm. $10 after 10pm.

Repost: It Will... Be Finished

If you listen to this track and you're pissed when the joint reaches 1:37, then you need to get on twitter and follow @StrmOfConscious and tell dude to finish the track stat. When I first heard this track, I thought there was something wrong with the computer when it suddenly stopped.

He is in the studio currently working on his project, which is a good thing. He's working on some real and thoughtful tracks for the album. He's got that political Dead Prez vibe to his music. We have an interview on the way so you can learn more about the artist. But in the meantime, enjoy this track and join the movement to get this to the full length that it deserves. On a serious note, check dude out and look out for the interview coming soon!

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Check it...

Came across this track from Satrye featuring The Unsinkable Leslie Brown. They are a part of the Fameless Entertainment crew out of Colorado. We'll feature more of their work in the coming weeks and wanted to hit you with this joint.

Check the link and listen to Checkerboard. Dope track.

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Things that Make You Go Hmmm

Here are a few moments from this week that made me say ... Why should I care?!


I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW: Anybody catch that big story about Nas and Kelis splitting up? Riiiight. Who cares?! I know they've been together for a minute and are among the big couples in music but so what! They're getting divorced like 41% of Americans who get married. Now I guess she'll go back to using her milkshake to bring boys to the yard (and feed that new baby on the way) and hopefully Nas will get focused and create another album like Illmatic (but don't fall in that auto tune trap tho). Sucks she's expecting a baby in July but next story, please.


LEFT THE BAND: Flipping through the channels and could hardly believe it when I saw The Rise and Fall of Danity Kane, Making the Band Special. I paused for a moment in disbelief. Are you serious?! Wait, when was their rise? Yeah, I know the group debuted two albums at number one and had the hit "Damaged", but yet I still question MTV for running this special (okay, I actually question MTV for a lot of their programming decisions). Isn't this a behind-the-music-E-true-hollywood-story-too-soon? These girls broke up in the fall of last year and are beginning solo projects and now we're hearing about their rise and fall through a special? Why? I guess some teenage girls were just curious and wondering about the reunion album, so MTV had to cater to their fans and put some more money in Diddy's pockets. Thanks MTV. Maybe in six months MTV will do, "Danity Kane, where they are now". Can’t wait or I can.


ROCK BOTTOM: Why did they give this chick Daisy a show?! I'm convinced that Vh1 is simply trying to beat out their last horrible show. The Vh1 execs need a serious intervention before things get worse. Daisy of Love is rock bottom for a channel that I thought had already hit rock bottom with its programming (well unless they do a spin off show with that dude Dropout that got booted on the first episode of Daisy of Love). For those that don't know, Daisy was on Rock of Love Season 2 and according to Vh1, "she is back by popular demand this time staring in her own show." Popular demand?! Damn. Vh1 should stop. Please stop giving folks airtime with this garbage. Remember when music channels played music videos?

What I'm Watching Right Now!

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PSA: It's Not the Green Thing to Do

Felt the need to hit our readers with a bit of a public service announcement. If you drive a Prius but listen to Soulja Boy in it, you're still doing a bad thing for the planet. You fail at life. Don't make this mistake. Now back to your regularly scheduled blog.

Supreme Court Short List

As you may have read or seen, on Friday Justice David Souter informed the White House that he's going to retire from the Supreme Court after the Court's current session. President Obama said he wanted to have a replacement on the bench by the time the court reconvenes in October.

But what is the President looking for in this replacement? According to President Obama, he will seek "somebody with a sharp, independent mind and a record of excellence and integrity. That person must honor traditions and respect the judicial process."

We've decided to take a brief timeout from music and give you a look at who we believe are on the White House's short list to replace Justice Souter on the Supreme Court.



Bobby Brown - Who knows more about the judicial system than the King of R&B? The only person that's seen the inside of a courtroom more than Brown is maybe Todd Bridges.


Perez Hilton - From Miss USA judge to Supreme Court Justice ... makes sense to me. It should make for an entertaining confirmation hearing. I suspect that someone might be called a bitch at some point during confirmation too.


Judge Marilyn Millian - You get a lot with this nomination. She's a hispanic woman plus she's the judge of the People's Court. The People's Court is kind of of the same as the Supreme Court right? Sounds like win/win to me.


Oprah Winfrey - We all know about the "Oprah touch" of turning things into gold (or making them highly desirable after she backs products and people). Imagine what the Oprah touch would do for controversial cases. "Oh, Oprah approved it, then it must be good." The confirmation should be fun too, especially when folks find out they are getting Oprah's favorite things.


Eliott Spitzer - Remember the former crime fighting Governor of New York? Well, I hear that dude is looking for a job and a spot on the highest court in the land might be away to revive his tarnished image. Plus apparently he likes to hang out in DC.

What I'm Listening to Right Now... Soulcrate Music

My twin from another mother emailed me this track. No subject. No message. Just the link. That's how we work. I checked it out. About 10 seconds into the song, my head is bopping. Pretty chill vibe on the song. Good stuff.

As they put it, Soulcrate Music, a hip hop trio formed in early 2002, hailing from Sioux Falls, South Dakota embodies the vibrant inventiveness and sense of community that defines Midwest hip hop. Soulcrate makes fun, thought provoking music that has made them stand out in a city not known for hip hop music. Consisting of DJ / Producer Absolute and siblings Attention Def and Dirt Dee, the group has formed a visceral connection with their audiences throughout the Midwest and a local reputation for fun, high energy live shows.

"We make them big girls say oh yeah, we make them big girls say oh yeah. We make them skinny girls say oh yeah, we make them skinny say oh yeah!"

Check it out the vid ...

Rap Music From The Middle Of No Where. from Soulcrate Music on Vimeo.

www.soulcratemusic.com
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