Saturday, April 11, 2009

THE BRIEFING: Zombies Attack

You're a photographer, following a celebrity that has asked you over and over to leave them alone, but yet you still follow. Then you yell random questions and comments to get a rise out of the person. What do you expect to happen? I'm pretty sure most people without anger issues would want to punch this person in the face. That TMZ crew are a bunch of interesting characters. Digging up everyones dirt, agitating folks and then surprised when someone grabs a camera that is inches from their face and smashes it on the ground. Can't be surprised.

It's kind of like that Katt Williams joke when the people are eaten by the tigers after going into the tiger's cage. How can you be upset with the realest person in the situation?

At the same time, I think Woody Harrelson is bugging for thinking folks are going to believe that he mistook the photographer for a zombie. What?! Woody, be real and say, "that dude pissed me off and I broke his camera. That's it. No further comment."

Check out the full story below from CNN.com. I thought it was pretty entertaining.

(CNN) -- Woody Harrelson defended his clash with a photographer at a New York airport Wednesday night as a case of mistaken identity -- he says he mistook the cameraman for a zombie.

The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face at La Guardia Airport, according to an airport spokesman.

"We're looking into this allegation and if it's warranted, we'll turn it over to the proper authorities," said Port Authority of New York and New Jersey spokesman Ron Marsico.

The photographer, who was not identified, captured the encounter on a small camera after his larger one was broken. Harrelson, who is being sued by another TMZ photographer for an alleged assault in 2006, did not deny his involvement.

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.

TMZ.com posted two videos of the incident, including one recorded by the larger camera before it was damaged. The first video shows the photographer following Harrelson and his daughter down an escalator and out of the terminal. It ends with Harrelson apparently reaching for the lens. The second video begins with the photographer accusing Harrelson of breaking his camera. After Harrelson returns the camera to him, a scuffle appears to ensue.

"Woody, this is assault. Woody, this is assault," the photographer is heard saying. "Woody, chill out. Would you please chill out?"

The photographer continues to follow Harrelson for another four minutes as the actor and his daughter walk to the airport parking lot. At one point, Harrelson again turns toward the cameraman.

"I'm being chased by Woody Harrelson while I'm talking to you," the photographer says as he talks to an unidentified person on a cell phone.

"He hit me in my face, he broke my friggin' camera, he broke the camera in pieces," he said.
Harrelson, his daughter and a driver get inside an SUV and the encounter ends.

In the movie "Zombieland," Harrelson plays "the most frightened person on Earth" looking for refuge from zombies, according to the Internet Movie Database Filming on the movie wrapped in Atlanta, Georgia, on Wednesday, according to director Ruben Fleischer's Web site.

TMZ photographer Josh Levine filed a lawsuit against Harrelson last year for an alleged attack outside a Hollywood nightclub in 2006. Video of that incident, which is also posted on TMZ.com, also appeared to show Harrelson grabbing a camera and clashing with the photographer. Los Angeles prosecutors declined to press charges against the actor, but Levine filed a suit last summer asking for $2.5 million in damages.

"Woody Harrelson has a history of anger management issues with people and we intend to put a stop to this," Cyrus Nownejad, Levine's lawyer, said Friday.

The Easter Bunny Hates You!


I love this video. No lines. Just action. Hilarious. If I learned anything from these videos is that we need to stop commercializing Easter. Hahaha!!!

The Easter Bunny Hates You: The Prequel

The Easter Bunny Hates You: The Part 2

Yeezy Responds To South Park's Episode

Posted on 04.09.2009:
"SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF "I TOLD YOU SO!!!" IT'S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU'RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE'S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I'M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I'M SURE THERE'S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS... THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S ME!"

Posted on 04.11.2009:
"SOUTH PARK pt. 3 I WAS AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY YESTERDAY AND THE MANAGER BROUGHT ME A PLATE OF FISH STICKS... (in a sarcastic tone) uuuuuuum, GREAT! : / "

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Funny Pic... Respect the Hustle


Hey, I'm good but thanks for advertising. Saw this on the side of a bus and thought it was funny. Funny in the sense that I'm not a vegan but do you. Pushing the campaign at you via public transit. Gotta love it. I respect the hustle.

Quick Observation ... Getting things Repaired

I get things repaired from time to time. I'm sure you do too. I love explaining the problem, then the tech person tries it and says, "Oh you're right, that doesn't work." It's like, hey I know you need to check or whatever to determine what the issue is but don't talk to me like I'm an idiot. It's like they think you're lying or something. I told you it didn't work and there's no need to repeat it back to me in a semi condescending way. What's up with that? Ha.

My other favorite experience when you take something to get repaired is when the person repairing it says "I've never seen anything like this before". You're standing there like, damn I must have really broke this thing. Just a quick observation.

What I'm Listening to Right Now... Classified

DJ Hyphen mentioned dude on Twitter, so we went searching. Check out Classified, a Canadian underground rapper and producer. Both tracks come from Self Explanatory, his 11th studio album. Check it out.

Friday Night... Play it Loud!!

Friday, April 10, 2009

What I'm Listening To Right Now...DJ Hyphen's Sunday Night Sound Session

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Sound Session #201 (4-5-09)
Posted in Episodes, Sound Session on April 7th, 2009 by Hyphen

Fresh off last week’s 200th edition of SNSS, we’re hitting you over the head with another dope show, this time, packed full of exclusive joints that I believe we world premiered Sunday on KUBE. In today’s internet age, the traditional idea of ‘exclusives’ has pretty much gone out the window, and regardless, I’ve never even been that big a fan of the whole notion anyway. Simply because a DJ plays something first, doesn’t make it worthwhile (”NEW SOULJA BOY!!!!”).

Instead, this past week, we ran some great songs that the general public just hasn’t heard yet, but everyone will probably have soon. Some of them will be included on our upcoming Cornerstone Mixtape (with some other exclusives), but who knows if they’ll leak before that drops in May. Speaking of which, DJ B-Mello, J. Moore, and I finished up the mixtape last night (shout to Taybot and L for the engineering assistance!) and it sounds fresh. Looking forward to y’all hearing it, but for now, peep the show and some world premieres from Fashawn (prod. Exile), Roddy Rod ft. Phonte & Carlitta Durand, Asher Roth, and Tanya Morgan ft. Blu. [Kanye] Good music definitely in the building! [/Yeezy]

Show #201 (4-5-09)

1. Donnis – “Party Works”
2. CunninLynguists ft. Khujo Goodie & Killer Mike – “Georgia (Remix)”
3. Drake – “November 18th”
4. Kid Cudi – “Rollin’ Freestyle”
5. Kid Cudi ft. Kanye West, Common, & A-Trak – “I Poke Her Face”
6. Melanie Fiona ft. Talib Kweli – “Give It To Me Right (Remix)”
7. J. Pinder ft. Shawn Starr – “Havin’ Problems” (Local Artist)
8. Crooked I & DJ Wicked – “Jackin’ For Beats 2009”
9. Bishop Lamont – “Friends”
10. Method Man & Redman – “Mrs. International”
11. Fashawn – “The Outer City” (WORLD PREMIERE)
12. Outasight ft. The Kid Daytona & Donny Goines – “Fame & Fortune (Remix)”
13. Shad – “Exile”
14. Illa J ft. Grynch – “Showtime (Remix)” (Local Artist)
15. Roddy Rod ft. Phonte (of Little Brother) & Carlitta Durand – “This Time Around” (WORLD PREMIERE)
16. U-N-I & Ro Blvd – “Lauren London”
17. Pac Div – “Shut Up”
18. Common Market – “Escaping Arkham” (Local Artist)
19. Scratch ft. Musiq – “Tonite”
20. Asher Roth – “La Di Da” (WORLD PREMIERE)
21. Keelay & Zaire ft. Supastition & Slo Mo (of Fortilive) – “Trapped”
22. Tanya Morgan ft. Blu – “Morgan Blu” (WORLD PREMIERE)
23. Mayer Hawthorne – “Just Ain’t Gonna Work Out”

Link to download the mp3 of the show - http://www.mediafire.com/?mxjmgntmwmy
(back up / streaming link - http://www.zshare.net/audio/58302299c213a043/)

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Despite The Economy...Business Is Still A Hit.


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So on my way to the NYC to see aforementioned artists Sunbears!, The Black Kids and Mates of State, I stopped by a local pizza shop to grab a slice before the show. Sat on a stool in the corner, minding my business, chit chatting with a friend of mine when I look behind them and low and behold......a side of a soda machine filled with these little pull tab type flyers offering services ranging from help with your Mac, to guitar lessons, to writing for actors. But one stood out for two reasons. First, the title on the flyer in big, bold letters. And second, it was the most taken. At first, I thought it was a joke. But if you read the paper, I just couldn't find anything humorous or sense some kind of sarcasm in it. Maybe I'm not getting it. Maybe it's some inside joke that I, as an outsider, can't decipher. Either way, I guess even the economy can't stop the flow of money for some jobs! Watch your back, folks. Hahaha!

What I'm Listening to Right Now... Keelay and Zaire

South Park Spoofs Kanye West In A Song Called "Gay Fish"


This all stemmed from an episode on South Park called "Fishsticks" which originally aired on 4/08/09 on Comedy Central. If you ask me, I'd say it was pretty funny. Nothing hilarious but if you've witnessed Kanye's personality in the media/public, then you see why they did what they did and why they did it in the way they did. LOL!!! Just saying.

Here's the song done by an unknown artist:


Here's a six plus minute video clip of the show:


To see that same entire episode, here's the link courtesy of Comedy Central:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/220762

Quick Observation... Tanning is Stupid

I think teenage girls have no reason to ever be at a tanning salon. I mean, parents shouldn't allow it in the first place. What's the point? I think it's obnoxious and parents that allow it are absolutely ridiculous. I mean, I think tanning salons in general are stupid but to allow your teenage daughter to get the idea in her mind that it's okay is foolish. Parents need to have control of their teens and keep them young while they are young. They also need to learn how to say no to certain things and this is one of them. I'm just saying. Perhaps I'm just ignorant to the desire to tan, considering I have a natural one.