If you own this or are thinking about buying it, 187 throat chop yourself IMMEDIATELY! I love how infomercials make it seem like you can't do basic things, like oh say ... um, putting on a towel! Seriously? A towel you wear is called an f'ing bathrobe! So, this wearable towel is obviously the eviler (yeah, I said eviler) twin of the snuggie. Damn, I'm missing out on good money inventions! I need to think of something that is completely useless that people need. Maybe I'll create the snuggie towel knife that gets rid of tough stains. Just a thought I suppose.
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