When She Speaks, You Listen: Tha Lady Blogga on Lamar & Khloe's Play Wedding

Even though I didn’t want to believe it, the circus attraction “Khloe and Lamar” and their debacle of a wedding was on the tube last night. So I had to watch just so I could see how this whole thing played out.

Now, I believe that people can meet and know that they have met the one. I really do. For some people it happens that way. But this was just a confirmation of my suspicions… There is something behind this. If these two were really that into each other, they could have made this a not so public event and just done it. They could’ve had a wedding, without the press and Vera Wang and whatever. I guess they didn’t get the memo that a marriage is about the two people involved, not about the people you invite to the wedding or how big the wedding is.

It was sad to see in all honesty. Lamar looked like he rehearsed his lines for this reality show. And why the hell was he always so shiny and greased up? His head looked like a giant Raisinet. He seemed like he was just going along for the ride. I did enjoy him crying at the wedding after the best man speech. I did enjoy his basketball park chat about how he was going to marry her. You could see the cash dollar signs in her eyes as she sat on the pavement. And I figured out that the rush was put on the wedding because they needed a finale for the show. The producers were probably riding on Kim and Reggie but when that fell apart, they had to come up with something and quick… Hence Lamar and Khloe.

And poor Bruce Jenner. These chicks were planning a wedding, spending his cash and they didn’t even tell him about it. He had to watch the news to find out. How are you planning a wedding, spending your father figure’s money and you’re not telling him? That was grounds for an account fund-freezing on the spot. And his make-up artist should be tied up, drawn and quartered because he was over powdered and had too much foundation on. His face looked corpse-like.

Kim was green with envy too. Making such comments like “Ewww. I wouldn’t wanna marry somebody that tall.” She just knew it would be her first. Instead Khloe, regardless of how she did it, was the one out the gate first ... and a multi-millionaire athlete at that.


Kourtney, who is knocked up by a humongous douchebag, had a little green in her eyes. Her baby daddy doesn’t even want to be bothered with her.

Side note: Rob, Adrianne doesn’t want you. That is all.

And why did the little sisters seem smarter than all the adults on the show put together? Why were they even around when the adults were having conversation? But then they had to explain the conversation back to y’all too? #Parentingfail

And last time I checked, Lamar and Khloe weren’t even legal yet due to some pre-nup snafu. So they had this big wedding party for what?? If Lamar wasn’t being forced and rushed, those things should have been worked out ahead of time. She doesn’t need to have any of his money, period. It’s not hers. If he makes more money now when they are together then perhaps that’s a different story.

The previews for the upcoming season look really promising though. Lamar and Khloe spend a lot of family time with the sisters. Kim has a breakdown, ”I don’t want a baby!! I’m fine!!” Kourtney’s baby daddy gets beat up. Seems like a real bunch of winners.


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TELL ‘EM WHY YOU MAD: GTFOH …

BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL: I’d like to file this under “should have never given you n*ggas cameras”. This whole sex tape and nude pictures from celebrities is not really a new thing (insert Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, etc, etc.) but it seems to be a bit more “leaks” in the last few months. Uh, do you remember the internet being on fire over those Cassie and Rihanna pics? (sidebar: I still laugh when I hear the Cassie and Riahnna tribute song)

Now we’ve got Jamie Foxx (reported that pics were for a movie role) on the scene with his pics (have not seen and won’t look for). Then you’ve got Eric Dane aka "McSteamy" from Grey’s with his sex vid (a threesome that truly lives up to his onscreen character). Things have gotten so out of control, publicity hungry Bad Boy artist Will from Day 26 issued a statement denying fake pictures of himself that surfaced online (that 99.9% of people didn’t even know existed). Will sit your ass down, trying to jump on the bandwagon with some “leaked” photos and then pissed no one paid attention.

My favorite line when pictures or a video is “leaked” is “I don’t know how it got out.” GTFOH, you know how it got out! Someone hacked your gmail? Someone intercepted your text? Come on with the bullshit. YOU DID IT! Someone close to your camp with your permission did it. Why? Truth be told, there is no such thing as bad publicity, especially if the pics and videos are flattering.

Oh and for the record, the picture that popped up of me was a personal picture and I don’t know how it got out. Please respect the privacy of me and my family at this very difficult time while we deal with this picture being leaked. I apologize to my fans if I let you down. Thank you, Q



THE DOG CATCHER: Vick, Vick, Vick, Vick … LET THE DUDE LIVE! To be honest with you, I really don’t care about football and it’s not like I’m a Michael Vick fan. I do however think the nonsense surrounding Vick with people being so pissed that he’s playing football again is ridiculous. You won’t support the Eagles now because he’s playing? Pissed at the NFL Commissioner? GTFOH!

You’re watching Martha Stewart in the morning, huh? Baking a cake from her recipe, right? Oh, she did time too! Oh, because it was a white-collar crime, no big deal? NO, A CRIME IS A CRIME! Real talk, what Michael Vick did was wrong but the man paid his debt to society. Done deal. Case closed. He’s not going to be chilling with DMX, Bow Wow or Snoop any time soon and he’s cleaned his hard drive of any dog fighting porn. I mean the dude did a coached interview on 60 Minutes, what else could we ask for? It’s over.

Michael Vick is a lucky dude to get a gig after getting out of jail. If only more minorities could get gigs after getting out of jail, the world would be a better place.



PACK UP PACKER: While I’m talking about football (again, not a fan) Brett Favre do us a favor and sit your un-retiring ass down! You come out of retirement more than a rapper, Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan combined. Every time you un-retire it’s like a sequel to a movie that should have never been made (insert Final Destination here). Here’s a bit of advice, go coach pop warner football and take a few years off and then maybe come back as an NFL commentator or something. What needs to happen Brett is you need to tell your ego to GOOOOO LOOOONG because enough is enough.



KISS AND TELL: So this dude Terrence (106 & Playground) and Khloe Kardashian (why is she famous again?) kissed. Yeah, this should be filled under, WHO THE F’ CARES! Yeah, yeah, yeah … I’m writing about it but mostly because the aftermath of that kissing nonsense was on some middle school shit. “You know you kissed me first, right?” What?! Grow up with that dumb shit! There were probably twelve-year-old kids laughing at them for that. These cats must not understand the rules of making out, especially when you’re drunk. Shit happens, no need to be debriefing the situation afterward. Go ahead and GTFOH with all that extra nonsense.

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