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Best I Ever Had? Celebrity “hook up” rumors are great. But what’s even better is the artists’ excuses or denials to those rumors. Recently, Rihanna and Drake were spotted in Lucky Strike Bowling alley sippin’ whiskey and apple juice, making out and getting cozy. It seems that since the Rihanna and Chris Brown episode, she has been finding all kinds of ways to get attention. Before this, she was seen getting cozy with a female cohort…

Drake decided to clear up the rumor by calling Rosenberg, a popular NYC on-air personality. Listen for yourself and decide if his performance and denial are genuine...

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What Would You Do with $6 mil? Dammit man … These kinds of things never happen to me.

Westpac Bank, which is a popular bank in New Zealand, mistakenly gave a business account $6.1 million dollars when they asked for a $6,000 overdraft. The account belonged to a couple who owned a New Zealand gas station. Upon discovery of the funds, they withdrew it and BOUNCED!!! They locked up the gas station and fled the country.

The couple was not able to get all of the money withdrawn as the bank recovered $1.85 million of it. The bank is working feverishly to recover the money. Interpol has been called in to help find the couple who are rumored to be in Hong Kong.

Honestly people… What would you do?

This mix-up was generated by human error, not a computer glitch. The couple is well known in the neighborhood. Their identity has not been released to the public, since this is a pending Interpol case. Fellow business owners who knew the couple described them as “nice” and “honest”… Apparently “honest” depends on what is at stake. The bank is angry with the couple for taking the funds and are asking that they pay it back. Westpac Bank is treating this as a robbery and calling the funds “stolen”. They are looking to file criminal charges against the couple.

I definitely am not mad at them for acting fast and taking the money. It is a tad bit dishonest, but in this day and age, who wouldn’t take the money and run?? If a bank mistakenly dropped $6 million dollars in your bank account, what would you do with it? And don’t say return it because I know that’s a lie!!

Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em? Saw this clip from the Ellen show and was slightly disturbed. Instead of being pissed that she’s associated with such wackness, she embraces it and does the Halle Berry dance… Sad. This track is like garbage on the street on a hot NYC day.

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That Hurricane Chris "Halle Berry" is another instructional dance piece of garbage from a ring-tone-personal-trainer-rapper.

As a matter of fact, allow me to put all ring-tone-personal-trainer rappers on notice (yeah, this includes you Soulja Boy). Stop making shit and take pride in your craft. Folks have made the argument that this type of music is entertaining and for teens (yet I see adults blasting it on a regular basis). I’m still trying to figure out who approved the Stanky Leg.

Sure, make music for the teens but does it 1) have to sound like this 2) always include some horrible dance? Can’t we give our youth a little more? Yes, I know most heads like a catchy hook and a beat you can rock to, but those things don’t need to come without creativity and talent. Hey, let’s just do it this way… let’s stop calling these cats rappers and they should never be included in a sentence with the words “hip-hop”, unless you are saying that it’s the direct opposite. Give them their own category and perhaps then I won’t say anything (can’t promise though).


“Download”, the newest from Lil Kim featuring T-Pain and Charlie Wilson is yet another example of why you shouldn't make a track about social networking. "...He wanna download me on his floppy disk"? Hmm, it's like this track was released a decade too late. Uh, hey Kim they invented flash drives while you were locked up. Good to know that Lil Kim is up on her google, MySpace and Facebook-ing. By the way with all due respect, Lil Kim is like five plastic surgeries past pretty © @OCSupreme. Please don’t download this garbage.


This week Ciara put out an album circa 1986-1992 Janet Jackson. She's decided to re-hit the scene with a look like Beyonce and a sound like Janet Jackson. I suppose originality is out in 2009. I’m wrong? You might want to re-listen to that “Love, sex, and magic”, as an example of what I’m saying. Perhaps she should have a wardrobe malfunction and it might push more albums.


Speaking of wardrobe malfunctions, on Thursday morning pictures of Cassie breasts surfaced on the Internet (yeah, I looked). According to Cassie, "IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER...THAT'S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE." Hacked her computer? What happened, she get hit with that conficker? Guess she wasn’t on a mac.

The truth is that we’ve seen many a celebrity nude before. Funny how celebrities never know how nude pictures and sex videos hit the surface, but boy do they seem to benefit from the extra publicity. With all due respect, publicity is a bitch and it seems like Cassie is all about it. Crazy haircut, check. Expose breast, check. Guess the home sex vid is next.

I think this was the internal convo… Cassie: How do I take the focus off Ciara's album? Answer: Email pics of breast from an anonymous source. Score: Cassie 1, Ciara 0.


We're losing thousands of jobs daily and what pops up on television? New York Goes to Work. They should have shelved this project indefinitely. Thanks again Vh1, you sure know how to churn out the winners. Viewers tune in weekly to see what type of job New York will do, and if she's successful with the gig she receives $10k. Talk about work grossly overpriced. Damn, she must have landed a gig at AIG with a bonus like that.

As music producer Nicolay put it on Twitter, "Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie did that shit eons ago and THAT already wasn't funny" (Damn, do you remember that show?) So, not only does Vh1 put on trash, they recycle. Good to know that they are running a green network.

Yeah I tuned in to bits and pieces of the first show (always looking for good blog material). The premier put New York in a position as an exterminator. Yes, definitely a tough gig for sure and not for everyone but in my opinion she failed overall at the task, yet they gave her the $10k anyway. Garbage! And to add insult to injury, if you want to vote on which job she'll do on each episode you can text in and cough over a $1 per text message. Pass.


Dear Networks: Don't report anymore about Bristol Palin or Levi. She’s not the only single moms out there w/ a baby daddy. And he damn sure ain’t the only dude with a little baby mama drama (raising my hand). They don’t need to be the spokesperson for shit and definitely not abstinence.


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