It was his Vandalyzm is Not the Father project that first introduced me to the St Louis emcee. I've been checking his music since. The dude is pretty dope. Recently Vandalyzm released his latest project, Megatron Majorz Redux. Another fresh offering. After a two week break, Friday's Five Random Questions are back and this week Vandalyzm decided to take the challenge. With a new question in the line up, he doesn't hold back. Check his answers after the jump. Enjoy!
Hometown: Saint Louis, Missouri. The STL, not the Lou, not Saint Louie, none of that corny shit.
Current City: Jacksonville, Vermont. No Im joking, In the STL.
How long have you been doing music: Writing since I was 7, producing since I was 12. I'm now 59.
Discography: Megatron Majorz (2007), Vandalyzm Is not The Father (2010), Megatron Majorz Redux (2010), Should I name all the albums I've been featured on production and rhyme wise? We'd be here all day. I'm kinda like a big deal (totally joking) (laughs)
Label: The Blue Collar Initiative/Soulspazm Digital
Describe your music in five words or less: A sonic female masturbation catalyst.
TMB: Okay, first question. Your celebrity crush at age 10, 15 and now?
Vandalyzm: At 10, somebody daughter, at 15 somebody daughter, and now? Somebody mama.
TMB: What TV character would you be and why?
V: Oh thats easy, Martin. Either him, or Ari Gold. A lovable asshole, #pauls
TMB: This is one of our newer questions. So, who would you marry, fuck, eliminate (or kill)? Halle Berry, Rosario Dawson, Kerry Washington and GO ...
V: Oh this is easy. I'm marrying Kerry Washington (lord on high do I love brown/dark skinned black women, jesus. I mean did you see "She Hate Me"? You can be married to her, and still bring something bad home, and yall run a train on that chick? And then go back to being a loving couple n shit. Then be all political with Obama the next day like it's nothing? Bawse). I'd fuck Rosario Dawson cause Clerks 2 (ass to mouth?!) and that ole Vibe magazine where she was on her Pocahontas flow been had me curious. And kill Halle Berry. Why? I mean think about it b. She STAY getting cheated on. And niggas be like "man how could you cheat on Halle?" Clearly there is something there we dont see. She fine as all hell, but I aint fallin for it. I bet shes crazy wack in the bed. That nigga Eric Benet couldnt even get her to smash on the regular. You think imma deal with that shit? You either giving up that ass or I'm going to where the ass and mouth runs plentiful like ignorant wack ass music on the radio.
TMB: Who would play you in a movie about your life and which three songs would be on the soundtrack? Who would play me in my movie?
V: Thats simple. Bokeem Woodbine. The greatest actor EVER in the history of black ... history? Yeah. Have you seen Jason's Lyric? Have you seen Caught Up? Have you SEEN his oscar worthy performance in Black Dynamite? Well if not, go back and research this man, he is phenomenal. And the only man alive who could almost come close to being as awesome as I am. These are some big shoes to fill. I might just have to be a cocky asshole and play myself in my life story like Eminem and 50 Cent. Three songs? Pete Yorn "Strange Condition", Donny Hathaway "Little Ghetto Boy" and "Murder" by UGK. Crazy right? I know, so is my life lol
TMB: Okay, last question. You walk in the studio for a session and find out Jesus (yes, that Jesus) and Kanye West are producing the track for you. What's the first line in your rhyme?
V: "Jesus pass the patron, Kanye where da bitches?/ My name's Majorz and I'm killing ALL you snitches" **drops mic**
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