TELL 'EM WHY YOU MAD: Wearing Pajamas Pants in Public is Stupid

Wearing pajamas in public is stupid. You know like more than on your porch, in your backyard or to take out the trash.

You know the folks I'm talking about walking around the mall or department store in pajama pants, tims and a hoody. You know, like it's an outfit or something. I'm not talking about pajamas in the sense of like sweatpants or gym shorts that you've turned into pajamas. I'm talking spongebob square pants, a sports team or checkers joints. Anything along those lines. Put it this way, the joints purchased in the pajama section of the store should not be worn out, ever. You know there are folks that go out intentionally and buy pajama pants to rock like a for real outfit.

Hey, I hear sometimes there are circumstances that you may need to run out quick in pajama pants, like to go grab some milk quick from the grocery store, pick up some pampers or maybe to drop off your son or daughter that missed the school bus. Something like that. Usually requires limited contact with people and may not even require you to get out of the car. This is quick in and out type stuff, not chill out and go shopping and grab some lunch in the food court type of deal.

Pajama pants is not a real part of an outfit and never will be. Stop it, it's dumb.