About a week ago I did a similar piece about some things that frustrated me while I was on the road (Part I). Again, I ran into a few things today and figured since I couldn't tell those folks, I would write about it here again. I'll probably do this every so often I suppose.
Hey big guy in the green Mustang... I know it’s a fast car but thanks for proving it to me again today. It was so awesome the way you revved the engine. How'd it feel flooring it and then getting stuck at a red light 10 seconds later? Clown.
Excuse me Miss driving the purple Pontiac Sunfire ... Nice Taz plate. Even nicer Taz stuff animals blocking up your back window. Those were nice Taz stickers on the rear windows. And by the way, nice Taz fire streaks on the side of your car too. So, I couldn't figure it out... you're a Looney Toons Taz fan? Right?
Hey, person in the tan Toyota Corolla... I found myself looking in front of you to see if some how we were in a funeral procession because you were driving so slowly. Nope, there was no hearse in sight. Your hazard lights weren't on either, so I don't think there was anything wrong with your car. So I'm really not sure what the deal was. Then you had the nerve to put me in an awkward spot cause I was constantly braking to avoid smashing into the back of your car because you were going like 4 mph. The guy that was riding behind me is probably blogging about me somewhere calling me the bad driver. Thanks a lot jerk.
Hey, old guy in the silver Hyundai Sonata... you kept your turning signal on for so long I never thought you were going to turn. When you drive like ten blocks with a signal on, the signal kind of looses its purpose. I mean it's like crying wolf. I was actually surprised when you finally turned. Thanks for the advanced noticed though on your turn 15 minutes later. Can never be too cautious.
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