So, life is just one giant blog entry I suppose...
Three things happened to me while I was on the road today and since I'll never be able to tell those folks how I felt, I figured I would just write about it here.
To the dude in the gold Lincoln Navigator, I really hope that your name is Lincoln because the "Mr Lincoln" letters placed along the entire back bumper is really stupid otherwise.
To the dude in the blue VW Bug... I was beeping and waving trying to get your attention. I wanted to let you know that putting a car kit and rims on a VW Bug doesn't make you cool. Especially when you still had the flower in the center of the dashboard. Was that a daisy?
And lastly, to the dude in the black Mercedes - I let you in. When you look at yourself in the mirror, I want you to remember that. Your driving isn't that good that you magically appeared in front of me on the road. I did that for you. A head nod or a wave would have been nice. Pay it forward sucka!
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